“What's my password?”

Sometimes I just can't facepalm enough while talking to certain people at work. This is literally how a conversation went during my lunch break today because apparently stupidity never rests.

CW: What is my Skype name? Me: I don't know. I'll see if I can look it up. Umm... it's XXX.YYY CW: Okay, is that XXX.ZZZ with all lowercase letters? Me: I said XXX.YYY CW: Oh, right. And what's my password? Me: How the fuck would I know?!

And this is just a few days after she asked me about the login information for her work email last Friday. That conversation didn't go much better.